1 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:24,154 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 00:00:24,863 --> 00:00:28,700 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC 3 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:44,967 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:49,096 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:51,348 But this time... 6 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:53,225 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:54,726 It really happened to me. 8 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:36,393 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:01:37,436 --> 00:01:39,021 Well... almost. 10 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,815 I have a tremendous sex drive. 11 00:01:44,484 --> 00:01:46,194 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:46,361 --> 00:01:48,155 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:53,160 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:54,828 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:57,080 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,833 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:00,959 or enough strength. 18 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:02,919 Well, what do you know! 19 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:05,589 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:02:05,756 --> 00:02:08,091 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:13,430 They all got tired of my... "appetite." 22 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:15,974 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:56,032 --> 00:03:58,744 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,998 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:04:25,187 --> 00:04:27,939 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:04:28,607 --> 00:04:30,150 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:04:31,109 --> 00:04:32,819 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:42,204 --> 00:04:44,331 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:47,959 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,507 Over there. 31 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:55,634 - On the right. - OK, thank you. 32 00:04:57,803 --> 00:05:00,263 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:09,958 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:19,926 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:06:27,851 --> 00:06:31,062 Yes, it's good... 36 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:36,943 Oh, it's good! 37 00:07:37,754 --> 00:07:39,422 Yes... More! 38 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,924 Yes, harder! 39 00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:21,352 Yes, go on... 40 00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:39,222 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,849 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:47,438 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:49,983 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:53,736 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:13:25,768 --> 00:13:26,978 Not again! 46 00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:31,316 Oh, no! 47 00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,621 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,668 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,003 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:54,422 Lucky me! 51 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,846 Here we go again! 52 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,606 What about the dishes? 53 00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:22,200 It's just not possible. 54 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,333 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:31,876 He's never going to stop! 56 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,214 Enough! 57 00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:45,556 What a bore! 58 00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:55,566 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,070 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:59,904 --> 00:15:01,614 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,241 How to get her back? 62 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,993 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,454 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,498 Tenderness! 65 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,375 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,877 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:20,591 Sabine? 68 00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:28,057 Sabine? 69 00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:38,568 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:40,862 Open the door. 71 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:42,989 Open the door! 72 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,741 Sabine? 73 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,493 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:50,746 Come on, let me in. 75 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,208 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,560 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:38,187 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:54,704 I had an idea. 79 00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,540 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:14,432 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:19,604 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:22,565 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,071 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency 84 00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:42,186 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:48,317 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,194 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:53,656 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:55,950 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,576 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:57,743 --> 00:19:59,787 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:32,945 There... 92 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:34,632 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day" 93 00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,176 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:41,180 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:46,185 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:22:21,846 --> 00:22:23,639 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,434 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:21,155 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:30,456 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,669 "Good insurance"... 101 00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:41,383 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,065 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,828 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:57,496 --> 00:27:00,332 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:04,837 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:27:06,463 --> 00:27:07,923 Once a day? 107 00:27:07,923 --> 00:27:09,883 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:33,824 More... 109 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:31,293 Right! 110 00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:35,047 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:30:38,175 --> 00:30:39,426 It was the end of the world... 112 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:41,887 Some survivors... 113 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,264 Wizards! 114 00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:46,516 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,268 Computers... 116 00:30:50,604 --> 00:30:52,939 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:53,857 --> 00:30:56,693 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:57,611 --> 00:30:59,071 They used it... 119 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,033 Overused it. 120 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:06,912 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,039 But... 122 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:11,666 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,293 Mutants? 124 00:31:14,211 --> 00:31:16,171 Regenerated people? 125 00:31:17,089 --> 00:31:21,051 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:31:21,968 --> 00:31:24,346 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:31:24,346 --> 00:31:25,680 I can't write! 128 00:31:27,474 --> 00:31:29,684 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:31:31,103 --> 00:31:32,646 How long? 130 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:37,567 Is it OK? 131 00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:41,571 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:46,201 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:46,368 --> 00:31:47,702 Have you finished yet? 134 00:32:17,357 --> 00:32:18,567 Not so fast! 135 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,160 I like that! 136 00:33:23,924 --> 00:33:25,175 Wake up! 137 00:33:42,817 --> 00:33:44,528 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:53,245 --> 00:33:54,704 I'm tired... 139 00:33:56,248 --> 00:33:57,791 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:34:10,136 --> 00:34:11,429 She was sleeping... 141 00:34:12,097 --> 00:34:13,848 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:16,017 They're all alike. 143 00:34:16,017 --> 00:34:17,102 Weaklings! 144 00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:54,598 Lucille? 145 00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,851 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:05,191 Lucille? 147 00:35:26,713 --> 00:35:30,842 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:35:31,384 --> 00:35:34,179 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:36:00,664 --> 00:36:01,873 I had sunk to the bottom. 150 00:36:02,499 --> 00:36:05,377 No secretary. No mistress. 151 00:36:06,044 --> 00:36:07,462 No desire to work. 152 00:36:08,505 --> 00:36:12,342 I needed some kind of sex god to give me a helping hand. 153 00:36:14,844 --> 00:36:17,222 He did... and so did I. 154 00:36:18,014 --> 00:36:20,892 Byron, a young film director 155 00:36:20,892 --> 00:36:23,269 wanted to shoot a film based on one of my books: 156 00:36:23,269 --> 00:36:24,854 The Insane Planet. 157 00:36:25,146 --> 00:36:27,107 It wasn't all that interesting... 158 00:36:27,107 --> 00:36:31,111 But on the other hand, his collaborator interested me greatly. 159 00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:32,487 Well? 160 00:36:34,406 --> 00:36:35,365 Well what? 161 00:36:36,783 --> 00:36:38,868 Do you like my adaptation or not? 162 00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:42,330 Oh yeah... it's perfect. 163 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:46,626 Absolutely perfect. 164 00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:48,962 I knew it. 165 00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:53,466 Right! 166 00:36:53,883 --> 00:36:56,302 I'm off. I have an appointment with the producer. 167 00:36:58,638 --> 00:37:00,306 Olga will show you the set designs. 168 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:03,351 See you later. 169 00:37:18,742 --> 00:37:20,201 Now, this... 170 00:37:20,535 --> 00:37:23,121 This is the capital of the planet Omega. 171 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:31,087 That's where they launch the rocket... toward... 172 00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:33,715 This setting... 173 00:37:34,132 --> 00:37:36,468 ...is the island of the Leopard Woman. 174 00:37:36,634 --> 00:37:39,429 You see, I have respected your... Well, if you want... 175 00:37:40,638 --> 00:37:41,723 What are you doing? 176 00:40:42,403 --> 00:40:46,866 Olga never returned after that. She sent her designs in by mail. 177 00:40:49,035 --> 00:40:51,162 I began to stare at the postman. 178 00:40:51,162 --> 00:40:53,873 That's how frustrated I'd become. 179 00:41:11,516 --> 00:41:13,851 Then, an idea. 180 00:41:14,143 --> 00:41:16,604 The idea of all time struck me. 181 00:41:47,468 --> 00:41:50,847 The hero of my first novel, The Ideal Servant 182 00:41:50,847 --> 00:41:52,598 constructed a robot. 183 00:41:52,849 --> 00:41:54,350 Why not me? 184 00:42:00,773 --> 00:42:02,650 It was obvious that someone like me 185 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:05,611 would put the robot to a somewhat different use. 186 00:42:06,279 --> 00:42:08,614 The main thing was to start work. 187 00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:10,616 It took a long time. 188 00:42:10,867 --> 00:42:11,868 Very long. 189 00:42:12,368 --> 00:42:13,619 It was difficult. 190 00:42:13,619 --> 00:42:14,620 Very difficult. 191 00:42:57,538 --> 00:42:59,373 After months of solitude, 192 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:02,001 many experiments and disappointments, 193 00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:03,961 at last I reached my goal. 194 00:43:04,128 --> 00:43:07,840 Was science-fiction going to turn into real science? 195 00:43:12,011 --> 00:43:13,721 My problems were over. 196 00:43:14,222 --> 00:43:16,224 A female object. 197 00:43:16,224 --> 00:43:18,226 My female object. 198 00:45:46,749 --> 00:45:49,126 I can't describe the joy that overwhelmed me. 199 00:45:49,627 --> 00:45:51,879 I decided to name her Kim. 200 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,839 After an old movie heart-throb. 201 00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:12,358 God created woman. I created Kim. 202 00:46:12,358 --> 00:46:13,734 We were even. 203 00:46:14,110 --> 00:46:16,112 Not having known Eve, 204 00:46:16,279 --> 00:46:18,656 I couldn't compare her with Kim. 205 00:46:18,656 --> 00:46:19,991 Eve bit into the apple. 206 00:46:20,157 --> 00:46:23,619 But I had bigger plans for Kim. 207 00:46:38,884 --> 00:46:40,094 Suddenly... 208 00:46:40,636 --> 00:46:42,096 there was a doubt. 209 00:46:42,513 --> 00:46:44,348 Had I programmed her correctly? 210 00:46:50,354 --> 00:46:53,232 Then my doubts vanished. She was programmed just right. 211 00:50:07,635 --> 00:50:08,594 One thing was certain. 212 00:50:08,761 --> 00:50:10,846 She was better than an inflatable doll. 213 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:14,850 I decided to let her get acquainted with her erogenous zones. 214 00:50:53,013 --> 00:50:54,056 Perfect. 215 00:50:54,390 --> 00:50:56,350 She was absolutely perfect... 216 00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,771 and she also possessed a sense unknown to Man. 217 00:51:00,771 --> 00:51:02,231 And for good reason! 218 00:53:16,281 --> 00:53:19,993 Thanks to Kim, I'd found my will to work again. 219 00:53:20,411 --> 00:53:22,663 I started preparing Byron's film. 220 00:53:22,663 --> 00:53:24,498 Every now and then, I'd take a break. 221 00:53:24,998 --> 00:53:27,000 Kim was always ready to please. 222 00:53:27,543 --> 00:53:28,752 As for me... 223 00:53:28,919 --> 00:53:31,088 I was always ready to play with my new toy. 224 00:53:32,631 --> 00:53:38,053 I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein had the same rapport with his creature... 225 00:56:03,532 --> 00:56:05,742 I felt the need to go even further. 226 00:56:06,034 --> 00:56:08,704 I decided to test the reactions of an outsider. 227 00:56:08,871 --> 00:56:12,457 Byron, my film director, presented an opportunity. 228 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:16,587 He came by to talk about the script which was supposed to surprise me. 229 00:56:17,129 --> 00:56:19,172 Who would be more surprised? 230 00:56:19,464 --> 00:56:22,843 The rocket fades and, in the distance, the planet explodes. 231 00:56:23,886 --> 00:56:24,845 So? 232 00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:28,473 What? 233 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,562 Well... Aren't you bothered by the fact that I changed the ending? 234 00:56:35,856 --> 00:56:36,857 Oh no. 235 00:56:37,774 --> 00:56:38,859 Not at all. 236 00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:57,711 So? 237 00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:20,734 Well... 238 00:57:22,152 --> 00:57:26,323 Yes... You're very pretty but... Listen... 239 00:57:27,532 --> 00:57:28,492 Well... 240 00:57:29,910 --> 00:57:31,995 Yes... I'm OK if... 241 00:57:33,038 --> 00:57:35,874 Oh no... No... Not the... 242 00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:38,377 Well... 243 00:58:34,391 --> 00:58:38,937 - Why, you're quite a host. - She's a real gem, isn't she? 244 00:58:41,398 --> 00:58:45,736 No doubt, Byron didn't know he was making love to a robot. 245 00:58:46,486 --> 00:58:47,446 Naturally. 246 00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:50,741 She was more feminine than any woman I'd ever met. 247 00:59:55,472 --> 00:59:57,474 Yes, go on... 248 01:01:29,524 --> 01:01:31,735 Congratulations, my dear... 249 01:01:35,655 --> 01:01:37,616 Thanks to Kim's talents, 250 01:01:37,908 --> 01:01:40,368 Byron asked me to write his next film. 251 01:01:40,911 --> 01:01:43,997 He insisted that Kim play the lead. 252 01:01:44,664 --> 01:01:46,499 Of course, I remained vague. 253 01:01:47,375 --> 01:01:48,835 Kim, an actress? 254 01:01:49,211 --> 01:01:53,465 Although an actress who can't talk is a dream for any lazy screenwriter. 255 01:01:53,882 --> 01:01:55,967 Anyway, everything was going well. 256 01:01:56,885 --> 01:01:57,844 Very well. 257 01:01:58,970 --> 01:01:59,971 Too well. 258 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,485 She's charming... but very quiet. 259 01:02:57,112 --> 01:03:00,115 Indeed... She doesn't talk. 260 01:03:04,744 --> 01:03:08,456 - A deaf-mute? - No, she only speaks Norwegian. 261 01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:11,334 - She's Norwegian. - I see. 262 01:03:12,836 --> 01:03:14,713 I came to take a few of my things. 263 01:03:15,505 --> 01:03:18,091 I'll leave room for your little Norwegian. 264 01:03:19,342 --> 01:03:22,721 Although... her wardrobe seems limited. 265 01:03:27,142 --> 01:03:30,312 You needn't bother. I know the way. 266 01:03:42,365 --> 01:03:43,867 You don't have to worry. 267 01:03:44,284 --> 01:03:46,328 It's all finished between us. 268 01:03:50,165 --> 01:03:52,667 Ok, you're nice but leave me alone now. 269 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:53,710 What are you doing? 270 01:03:57,839 --> 01:03:58,798 What... 271 01:04:03,386 --> 01:04:04,596 What are you doing? 272 01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:55,099 That's lovely. 273 01:07:11,241 --> 01:07:13,660 Leave us alone. You're not wanted here. 274 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,994 - But... - Get lost. 275 01:07:14,994 --> 01:07:18,498 Let me come in peace. It never happened to me in this house before. 276 01:07:18,498 --> 01:07:20,500 Go play with your thing in the garden. 277 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:21,918 You're really annoying us. 278 01:07:30,385 --> 01:07:33,680 For the first time, she had disobeyed me. 279 01:07:34,264 --> 01:07:36,808 Maybe it was time for a check-up. 280 01:07:37,350 --> 01:07:39,310 Same as a car after 5000 miles. 281 01:07:54,409 --> 01:07:55,368 Whore! 282 01:08:09,007 --> 01:08:09,966 Oh, yes... 283 01:08:16,472 --> 01:08:19,225 Pygmalion must have had the same problems. 284 01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:21,978 But mine had no end in sight. 285 01:08:21,978 --> 01:08:23,813 They were just beginning. 286 01:08:48,546 --> 01:08:50,381 Here... Here's the mail. 287 01:08:52,342 --> 01:08:55,303 I was just... bringing the... uh... mail. 288 01:09:03,227 --> 01:09:05,313 What... What are you doing? 289 01:09:05,605 --> 01:09:06,814 What do you want? 290 01:09:08,358 --> 01:09:10,443 No, no, it's just the... 291 01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:12,195 The mail... 292 01:09:15,448 --> 01:09:17,700 No! I only brought the mail. 293 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:19,535 What are you... No, stop! 294 01:09:19,744 --> 01:09:20,703 But... What... 295 01:09:21,496 --> 01:09:22,580 Stop it now! 296 01:09:23,623 --> 01:09:24,666 Stop it! 297 01:10:18,219 --> 01:10:21,514 What could I do? Destroy my creation? 298 01:10:21,681 --> 01:10:25,268 Possible but... I couldn't bring myself to do It. 299 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:21,092 Whore... 300 01:12:21,092 --> 01:12:23,177 Whore! 301 01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,429 Whore! 302 01:12:50,496 --> 01:12:52,707 I'd nearly found perfection. 303 01:12:56,335 --> 01:12:59,881 Now, I was going to reach perfection. True perfection. 304 01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:02,693 This time... I was truly happy. 305 01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,654 And fully reassured. 306 01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:00,895 And then... 307 01:16:01,604 --> 01:16:03,189 something went wrong. 308 01:19:18,217 --> 01:19:19,802 Well, my good man. 309 01:19:20,302 --> 01:19:22,137 What have they done to us? 310 01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:25,057 What have they done to me? 311 01:19:25,474 --> 01:19:27,434 What have I become? 312 01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,272 I had no will of my own anymore. 313 01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:16,400 I accepted every one of their whims. 314 01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:17,818 A male object. 315 01:20:18,861 --> 01:20:21,655 I had become... a male object. 316 01:20:22,448 --> 01:20:23,782 A robot. 317 01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:03,830 THE END